Kiss the Girls (Free E–pub) Õ James Patterson
Good luck trying to ut this one down after starting it From start to finish this book will have you sweating with anticipation of whats to come James Patterson does a great job of utting realistic characters in believable situations that will have you on the edge of your seat i guess you could say The story is about a detective named Alex Cross who is called on to try to find two notorious serial killers Patterson describes them as twin killers But are they really related You will encounter some of notorious serial killers Patterson describes them as twin killers But are they really related You will encounter some of most grusome and horrific murders The story has another twist to it Cross s niece goes missing from her college campus Now the investigation is ersonal This book is uick read and one worth reading If you like constant excitement this is the book for you This book will not disappoint Alex Cross is a cop A damn good cop He s 6 3 tall taut with muscles and strikingly handsome He s a doctor too A damn good doctor A Wofford College, South Carolina psychologist to the slum kids His washboard stomach gleams in the afternoon light as helays Nora Jones and Coltrane on his Seduced by the CEO piano stroking his children s heads with his other arms Thehone rings and he wonders if it s the FBI again offering him that job running the DC Cucked in Cancun (Queen of Spades Book 3) police He lets it ring again and again and again He really doesn t have time for the FBI Because he s a damn good father tooWhat utter utter utter trashAs in Like Water For Elephants every character in this Mills Boon spinoff action novel is beautifulerfect confident doubt and flaw less cultured smart handsome and wears a sixpack Every honorable character knows the right thing to do when to do it how to do it why it needs to be done Like the black belt karate expert Cormac McCarthy reading academic honors med student model who s kidnapped and repeatedly raped by a serial killer then falls 30 Yards Into A Shallow into a shallow stream and hours later joins the FBI on the killer s manhunt What sniveling Kylmä jälki pathetic horrid trashPicked this up hoping for a complex and addictive Dragon Tattoo thriller orerhaps even some cheap and fun David Goodis styled The Last Time We Saw Marion pulp but no This was Mills Boon trash In the entire history of my mature reading spanning back to when Iicked up Fahrenheit 451 at 15 I don t think I ve ever read a single sentence as soul crushingly brain batteringly rage inducingly bad as He made a noise It sounded like yaaaaaaagh HE MADE A NOISE *IT SOUNDED LIKE YAAAAAAAGHReaders Of Popular Fiction *SOUNDED LIKE YAAAAAAAGHReaders of To Have or to Be? The Nature of the Psyche popular fiction is what your favorite authors think of you They think you re only capable ofrocessing things at a fourth grade level that simply having a character shout YAAAAAAGH isn t enough emphasis has to be Historia de arrabal placed on how the noise sounded like yagh but didn t necessarily have to be yagh it could ve been something closely related like yargh or even yogh People who write sentences like that shouldn t be allowedublishing deals they should be sent back to freshman creative writing class. In Los Angeles a reporter investigating a series of murders is killed In Chapel Hill North Carolina a beautiful me.
characters Kiss the GirlsAnd kept there until they never type a sentence like that again Of course it might not be the fault of Patterson but of his small army of ghost writers And don t tell me it s just ulp Fiction Raymond Chandler Wouldn T Write A Sentence Like That Raymond Chandler wouldn t write a sentence like that Philip Marlowe was real he d The Meaning of Creation probably give Patterson a smack for that one It s just asinine There arelenty sentences like that and bad sentences aren t even the worst thing about the four chapters of this book I read before I set it down in disgust the holy shit italics and flat characterization just might be even My Brothers Keeper painful Is this really how low the bar foropular fiction sits I ll stick to the literary stuff thanks My book ish Blog InstaThis is my second time reading this and I have to admit I m having a bit of an existential crisis Because like I used to genuinely enjoy this I wanted to re read this to scrub my brain clean from all the Women s Murder Club cheese barf I was thinking yeah some classic Patterson will fix me right up WTFI used to think this was good I used to devour the Alex Cross series when I was 1415 and fully evolving my love for murder and mayhem as a mature reader I would close a book thinking yeah so goodBut no guys seriously so badIt s absolute shit I have seen the lightJames Patterson is single highhandedly murdering the mystery thriller genre no La decisión de Stinger pun intended Hisrose are atrocious There is zero depth to his Celebrity Pass plotting There s is no less than 2 overwrought clicheser Dirty Desire (Dread and Terrible, page And if you think female characters should exist as anything than cardboard caricatures then look elsewhere Because here here we only have room for stereotypes and sexual objectification This whole things reads as if it exists just to be Patterson s male fantasylayground with erfect women and his alter ego with a big dick And the killers get to act out his sadistic side Now I know some eople will disagree Patterson has a lot of fans But you know they obviously have no taste Okay I said it Just kidding kind of But seriously you can and should seek out better authors in this genre Let good Bill Graham Presents prose and cleverlotting blow your casual reader minds First of all the level of Calculus for Biology and Medicine: United States Edition pulp in the tone of the writing had me thinking nothing butIt sure Fast Talking High TrousersSecond the last time I heard the words baby sweetie honey and daddy *So Many Times I Needed To Clear *many times I needed to clear my browser history afterwards Honestly it made me uncomfortable I m constantly complaining I even annoy myself really about how the Women s Murder Club characters do not interact with each other like normal human beings I thought this was because Patterson can t write women but now I m starting to think he just can t right humans Period The dialogue is laughable at best uncomfortable at a bare minimum Alex Cross comes across as the creepy uncle you avoided at family events as a little girl The way he speaks to his niece is very much come over. Dical intern suddenly disappears In Washington DC Alex Cross is back to solve the most baffling and terrifying mur. Here and sit on Uncle Alex s lap He s in the middle of a serious serial murder investigation and he s constantly thinking about whether a victim who s face is still busted open wants to fuck him The women in this story exist urely to be victims and sexual objects From Alex s erection leading him everywhere he goes to the two Diwali psycho killers written as so ridiculouslyrepared and intelligent and sexy it s honestly stupid who are loving women by anally raping them with snakes yes snakes Anal With snakes I like dark and twisty don t get me wrong But if you re going to write about rape it needs *To Be Done With Purpose *be done with Drawing with Your Four- to Eleven-Year-Old purpose intention It needs toropel the story forward or trigger a character s change or revelation that means something There is creating a dark human experience that touches readers and then there is sadistic shit that is just a means to shock There is such little thought to Patterson s writing so little character development that the brutal shit doesn t have a human counter Oklahoma Outbreak (American Chillers, point It is all just misogynistic nightmarelayThe only character Patterson gives any attention to is Alex but only in a very surface way so you are constantly reminded about how fuckinggggg awesomeeeeee he is eyeroll He s a damn good cop So good the FBI wants him He s damn sexy too Just count how many times he references looking like Ali And he s a damn good father Oh there s nothing he wouldn t do for those kids He s a damn good son A damn
brother A damn Wanderers Eastward, Wanderers West psychologist just watch him blow the minds of the other cops around him with hisedestrian insights into Casanova and the Gentleman Caller It s almost as if he took a Psych 101 online course My god he s just so damn good at everything Even making sweet sweet love I can almost see Patterson getting his rocks off writing this trash A real sentence He made a noise It sounded like yaaaaaaagh This is literature This gets you a book deal Patterson is richer than any of us could ever dream to be And he got there off of He made a noise It sounded like yaaaaaaagh I need a shower for my brain And Patterson needs to be sent back to creative writing class Hate readers to the left That s where I ll be This is genuinely the worst book I have ever finishedTo be fair it is tolerable when there is action which is often But every time James Patterson tries to Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb put words coming out of a characters mouth it makes you want tounch yourself in the face When he writes descriptive emotional Operation Cinderella (Suddenly Cinderella, paragraphs it makes you want tounch him in the faceI actually dog eared a couple Spawn of the Winds pages because the writing was so bad I wanted to be able to uick reference it toeople to show them how bad it wasWant another example of how bad a writer he is One of his other books is called Night of the Machete I am not a God fearing man but if you believe in God maybe throw in an extra Modoc prayer for James Patterson s English language murdering soul. Der case ever Two cleverattern killers are collaborating cooperating competing and they are working coast to coa.Good Brother A Damn