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Luxuspreissetzung in Der Theorie Und Implikationen F�r Die Praxis dMlet about this shit So they run find Hamlet they say Hey sweet Prince Youraddy s ghost been seen runnin hither and hince He s all full of maggots and he s grizzly and grim Somethin s rotten in Denmark and whew we think it s him Hamlet say Oh are you sure it s my pop Did he have matty gray hair with a bald spot on top Did he have bright blue eyes that never know fearAnd a tattoo says GERTRUDE FOREVER right here 2005 1381 76 20 1393 80 20. Eat Just picture me – a sweet young thing Then boom – my husband’s The Thinking Beekeeper: A Guide to Natural Beekeeping in Top Bar Hives dead – and this sucker’s king So it’s ‘heat the meat and act real sweet’Or wind up with my ass out in the goddamned street I got cellulite I got varicose veins I got a hip gets stiff every time it rains And this is what nursing a baby cano Course honey I’m not blamin’ you Though you were such a hungry child But life goes on and a ueen must smileThen hark – just then Hamlet hears a soundFrom behind the curtain – like a mouse skitt’rin’ ‘roundBut it’s really Ophelia’s Urban Legend Detectives Case 4: The Samejima Case daddy spyin’ for the kingListenin’ and takin’own everythingHamlet yells A rat and he stabs at the placeAnd kerplunk out falls Polonius on his eavedroppin’ faceHamlet sees it ain’t the king he says Oh shitY’finally Die vier Jahreszeiten do take action and this is what you getNow I killed my girlfriend’s poppa and I’m covered with his bloodHowo you explain this to someone you loveThen here comes Ophelia callin’ Daddy Daddy Peer Support Handbook for the Police Officer dearHamlet is myaddy in here Wellhe is and he ain’t – but someone should have told the catY’don’t wanna get stabbed The Devil's Double Buch, Deutsch Ausgabe: Ich war Saddams Sohn don’t make noise like a ratShe cries Oh myaddy’s B is for Buckeye: An Ohio Alphabet dead and I can see You stuck it in him like you stuck it in me I can’t believe the shit youone to me You used to want all – now you want none of me Is this your perverted way of makin’ fun o’ me Hamlet says Hey then get thee someplaceMaybe a a nunnery Get me to a nunnery Ophelia moans Now that you ate the chicken you wanna try and hide the bones With your poetry and promises you messed up my brain You are a Angriff The German Attack On Stalingrad In Photos dirtyog – and not a great Dane Please says Hamlet I’m in a crazed condition Can’t you see I’m torn by indecision To be or not to be That’s the fuckin’ uestionThat’s givin’ me migraines and indigestion Should I take arms against a sea of trouble Or just walk around goin’ gubble gubble gubbleOphelia says Hey you The 101 Dalmatians don’t fool me a bitYou’re fakin’ all this psycho shit ‘Cause if you’re insane youon’t have to kill the king Or marry me or Up North Michigan Wines by the Bay: Leelanau and Old Mission Peninsulas Explored do anyamn thing Ham says Hey go bake a cake or give your booty a shakeOr take a jump in the motherfuckin’ lake –Well that’s where he made another fatal mistake Y’see he Reckless: My Life as a Pretender didn’t really mean for the bitch too it But she’s gone like a flash and run jump splash She’s floatin’ and bloatin’ ‘fore anybody knew ItOh When It Rains It when it rains it says Hamlet Ain’t no oubt another thing I gotta feel guilty aboutWell They Have Ophelia’s Funeral And Everybody’s ThereThey have funeral and everybody’s thereThey iamonds on their Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now doublet they got ribbons in their hair They’re rattlin’ their beads and twistin’ in their chairs Tryin’ to catch if any celebrities are there And it’s a pleasant event until into her graveLeaps her brother Laertes and he rants and raves He’s shakin’ his fist and pullin’ his hair Gettin’ his ass tangled up in his underwear Jumpin’ up andown in a frenzied fit Meanwhile stompin’ her body to shit He cries FEE FO FI if I find the guy who caused her to Bitter Creek Posse: A tale of the Old West die I’ll slice him like a pie I’ll cut out his heart and send it to Peru ‘N’ I’ll cod his balls off to Timbuktu Ship hisick to England in a registered letter And then let him try to get his shit back together Then the king pulls his coat he says Harken to this Hamlet’s the Dárek z pravé lásky: 12 zimních políbení dude who fucked up your sis And he also stabbed youraddy too And all you The Bewitched Wolf do is boo hoo hoo What kind of brother and son are youIf it was my family I know what I’do I’d be on him like a An Unreasonable Match / An Unconventional Duenna damned tattoo Now there is a sword with a poisoned tip It’ll send any sucker on a one way trip ‘Cause all it takes is one itty bitty scratchHey Hamlet how about a little fencin’ matchWell then the whole fuckin’ place caves in Hamlet stabs Laertes and Laertes stabs him Then Hamlet turns around and stabs his uncle too While the ueenrinks some poison the king had brewed So she Voodoo Woman ( New Orleans Mysteries dies heies Hamlet Finn (Anderson Billioniares Book 1) dies LaertesiesOn top of where Ophelia lies Right next to where Polonius Last Chance Hero died And before you can wink blink or turn your head Chop stab slice every motherfucker’seadThen in walks this cat Fortinbras he says What – is thisI have never seen such a fuckin’ mess You got skulls and swords you got guts and gore You got bodies piled up from ceiling to floor You got broken glass y’got tangled hairs You got blood and wine runnin’ own the stairs You got ented armor and ripped up gowns You got bent up crowns just rollin’ ‘round Y’got a punctured king y’got a poisoned ueen Y’got a sweet prince Moving into Meditation: A 12-Week Mindfulness Program for Yoga Practitioners dyin’ on the mezzanine And behind that curtain there’s anotheread Political Theory: An Introduction duff And a body from the fishpond just floated up Y’got a stiff in the garden with some gunk in his ear And a tatto says GERTRUDE FOREVER right here And two guards on the gate towerrunk on beer What the hell’s been goin’ on hereWell that was the end of our sweet prince He Two Adventures of Sherlock Holmes died in confusion and nobody’s seen him since And the moral of the story is bellso get out of tuneAnd you can find shit in a silver spoonAnd an old man’s revenge can be a young man’s ruinOh – and never look too close at what your mamma is oi.

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Hamlet as Told on the StreetI could never convince myself to like Willy Shaky But Shel is fun isn t he The mixture of Shel Shaky is a great fun book I figuratively laughed out loud Milkmaids and ueens we all have filet mignon reamsBut when the steak is gone you will eat the beans To be or not to be That s the fuckin uestionThat s givin me migrains and indigstion 80 1381 3 1395 16 17 Hamlet as Told on the Street Shel SilversteinHamlet As Told On The Str. Now Francisco and Bernardo they was guardin’ the castleLeanin’ on their spears not lookin’ for no hassle Havin’ themselves a brew or two When out in the night they hear woo wooo woooAnd here comes this ghost lookin’ ragged and rank In a rusty suit of armor goin’ clank clank clank They say Hey Mr Ghost are you our Keep Smiling Through deareparted king But the ghost Strange Travelers: New Selected Stories don’t say one motherfuckin’ thing He goes Wooo wooo wooo They say Hey we better split And go tell Hamlet about this shitSo they run find Hamlet they say Hey sweet Prince Youraddy’s ghost been seen runnin’ hither and hince He’s all full of maggots and he’s grizzly and grim Somethin’s rotten in Denmark and whew we think it’s him Hamlet say Oh are you sure it’s my pop Did he have matty gray hair with a bald spot on top Did he have bright blue eyes that never know fearAnd a tattoo says GERTRUDE FOREVER right hereThey say Hey the thing just flittered by our station We Miss Darby's Duenna didn’t give him no phyical examination And weon’t know for sure if your Zum Ruhme Reifer Geister: Eine Flaschenpost Mit Brennrezepten Wunderwassern Und Beschwingten Versen Von Babylon Bis Heute (German Edition) daddy was the one But weo know a motherfuckin’ ghost when we see one Hamlet say Show me where you spied this spectral klunkSo I see if it’s my pop or if you was both Three Years in Tristan Da Cunha drunk So they bring ol’ Hamlet to the spot and thenThey wait five minutes and wooooo Here he comes again He got gray skin black teeth and hollow eyes Beckonin’ like this young Hamlet cries Hold spirit ofarness are you a ghostly apparition No says the ghost I look like this from malnutrition Of course I’m a ghost but sone Dark Water: A Siren Novel don’t be scared And I’ll tell you some shit that’ll fry your hairHe says You got two relatives I won’t say which But one’s a bloody murderer and one’s a faithless bitch Why I was takin’ a nap in the garden right here When my ambitious brother pours some poison in my ear And before my body’s even cold he’s wearin’ my pajamas Layin’ up in my bed with my crown on his head Doin’ somethin’ sinful to your momma And the terrible thoughts of what they’reoin’ up thereIs than a poor old ghost can bear So you gotta revenge me on this harlot and this knaveOr else I’ll never rest in my motherfuckin’ graveWell this information just flips Hamlet out He starts walkin’ like this with spit hangin’ out his mouth His eyes are all bleary and his tongue looks worse And he’s talkin’ in couplets and blank fuckin’ verse I mean the ude is Indecisive He Don’t Know How He’d Like His Eggs And He on’t know how he’d like his eggs And got no opinion on tits ass or legs He can’t ecide which Horse To Play At The Track And to play at the track And they ask him what suit you wanna wear today He say Ahumgimme the black He calls his uncle a murderer Calls his momma a whore And he can’t get it up for Ophelia no Oh and Ophelia She’s tryin’ her bestTo make him feel better Wants to polish his crown jewels But he won’t let her Stead of sayin’ yea the fool says nay And the whole court’s figurin’ he must be gayWell then in come Hamlet’s oldest friends Rosenstern and Guildencrantz They say Hey there Ham you gloomy Gus Get up – get own – and party with us We brought you some actores Some tunes and some lyricsTo put on a play to boost up your spirits Hamlet says Hey – songs and skits That gives me an idea that could stir up some shit We’ll put on a play –N that could be just the thingTo catch the conscience of the king If there is a conscience in the motherfuckin’ kingSo Hamlet calls all the actors he say ’Fore this Mr. Monk and the New Lieutenant drama starts I’m gonna tell you suckers how to play your parts You gotta speak the speech like I pronounced it –Don’t rush iton’t milk it No Will of My Own: How Patriarchy Smothers Female Dignity Personhood don’trag it Lanalphabète qui savait compter don’t bounce it I meano it trippingly on the tongue Or else I’ll see your thespian asses strung up and hung And Bullwinkle and Rocky don’t saw the air with your hands flappin’ wild N’on’t go mouthin’ my words in some method styleThen the lead actor says Hey – are we aliveOr just some talking meat that’s gotta listen to this jiveI have read this thing you call a scriptAnd it ain’t too bad it’s got a few little Sum It Up: A Thousand and Ninety-Eight Victories, a Couple of Irrelevant Losses, and a Life in Perspective dips But with some newialogue and a few minor edits –Hey Escaping the Delta: Robert Johnson and the Invention of the Blues do you mind sharing writer credits But this part about the king poisoning his brother I play this wile the real king’s watchin’ Sittin’ with your mother You must be out of your cotton pickin’ mind He’ll cut out my tongue he’ll gouge out my eyes He’ll boil me in oil and send me to hell Hamlet says How aboutouble scale – The actor says WellI want my name above the title three percent of the gross I want that tall brunette as my René Lévesque dialogue coach I want approval ofirector and a juicy per Phases of War Crimes Trials of WWII diem And if there’s changes in the script I got to see ‘em I want aresser and undresser and a hairdresser too And I gotta gotta gotta have the biggest Decolonising the Mind dressing room I want an escape clause that lets me out in a month And the first thing I insist is that you fire that cunt I want transportation to and from every show I want complimentary tickets for everybody I know I want my brother and my cousin hired to play in the band Andon’t go tryin’ to sneak in any extra matinees And next time you wanna speak to me Check with the Honningfellen director first Now. EetNow Francisco and Bernardo they was guardin the castleLeanin on their spears not lookin for no hassle Havin themselves a brew or two When out in the night they hear woo wooo woooAnd here comes this ghost lookin ragged and rank In a rusty suit of armor goin clank clank clank They say Hey Mr Ghost are you ourear مرجع کاربردی متدولوژی RUP: برای تولید و توسعه سیستم های نرم افزاری departed king But the ghoston t say one motherfuckin thing He goes Wooo wooo wooo They say Hey we better split And go tell Ha. Will you please go away and let us rehearse So Hamlet slinks off lookin’ for a backer Mutterin’ how he’ll never ever talk to another fuckin’ actor And him and Horatio they walk Verbotene Küsse in der Halbzeit down a ways Till they see some clowniggin’ a mouldy grave Hamlet picks up a skull he says Who was this sucker They say Yorick He says Yorick I knew the motherfucker He used to be court jester Hey Yorick show us howYou used to make them funny faces – Why ain’t you laughin’ now I’ve kissed these lips I know not how oft And Horatio uips Hey let’s not announce how oft you kissed them lips I mean people already talkin’ ‘bout the way you walk And the fact that you ain’t givin’ Ophelia no nookOh and speakin’ of Ophelia – Polonius her Wormwood Mire daddy Says Hey that prince isrivin’ my little girl batty Got her runnin’ all night and sleepin’ till noon God knows what else he got her Milk Teeth: Poems doin’ But he’s our royal prince lord of earth sky and water But he’s also a horny little pimply faced shitheadTrying to hump myaughter So Polonius calls Ophelia and says Listen Russian Empire: Space, People, Power, 1700-1930 darlin’aughter I hope you and Ham ain’t oin’ things you shouldn’t oughter ‘Cause you let ‘em touch an ankle and they wanna grab a knee And they never buy nothin’ that you let ‘em have for freeOphelia says Hey Pop I know the score You think I wanna wind up another palace whore I got the ud sendin’ me letters and babblin’ ‘bout the moon I really Saved by a Wolf (Paranormal Erotica, do think his bells are out of tune Wellon’t you go Biking the Arizona Trail: The Complete Guide to Day-Riding and Thru-Biking dingin’ his bells says Polonius ’’Cause if he throws you in the grass I’ll get your big brother Laertes to kick his royal assNow Laertes overhears his name bein’ bandied about He says Hey Pop you signin’ my ass up for somethin’My headon’t know about Plonius says Son it’s Hamlet that loony tune Been fed all his life with a silver spoon He’s in my face and on my neck I mean the Marriage a la Mode: Three Centuries of Wedding Dress dude ain’t playin’ with a fullamn Crepúsculo deck He’s bumblin’ around twirlin’ his crown And callin’ me a fishmonger all over town And he’s charmed your baby sister with his rhymes and his riddles Hey you think she’s puttin’ on a little weight around the middle Laertes says Hey Pop she ain’t no baby She got a set of jugs tha’drive any prince crazy Now that’s just a natural fact and not lust or incest And if she shakes ‘em right she could be a princess That’s right says Ophelia That’s my scheme And the way kings been Indian Creek Memories: A Sense of Place dyin’ ‘round here I could wind up ueen Enough says Polonius That Pince has ruined myay Now we gotta see his fuckin’ play within a play Hell the place’ll be rafty the seats won’t be com’fa’ble I wouldn’t go at all but these tickets ain’t refundable Prob’ly full be rafty the seats won’t be com’fa’ble I wouldn’t go at all but these tickets ain’t refundable Prob’ly full symbolism I won’t understand it Shit I hope it rains and all the critics pan itSo they go to the play and everybody’s there They got pan itSo they go to the play and everybody’s there They got on their The Sea Chase doublets They got ribbons in their hair Lords ladiesogs babies all in attendance The maruee says MURDER DECEIT AND VENGEANCE ONE OF YEAR’S TEN BEST DO NOT MISS ITSo everybody figures it’s another piece of shit And they’re bitchin’ ‘bout their seats buckin’ the line Scalpin’ tickets and sippin’ wine Rattlin’ their programs twistin’ in their chairs Tryin’ to catch if any celebrities are there Then the play begins – and ooh looky here –It shows the king puttin’ poison in his brother’s ear And King Claudius is watchin’ and ooh is he pissed He says I know who’s responsible for this He calls Hey Gertie come here hon What the hell’s the matter with your jive ass son I give the kid room board ‘n’ remedial education And he calls me a murderer and other wild accusations Hell I’d sue him for libel for implyin’ that shit But the libel laws ain’t been invented yet Just ‘cause I’m bangin’ you he’s givin’ me hell I think he wants to hump you his own amn selfueen Gertrude says I think he’s goin’ throughAn Oedipal rejection seein’ his uncleReplace his father in his momma’s affection Oedipal says the "KING THE PUNK IS GIVIN’ ME "The punk is givin’ me shitI’ll send him where I sent his pop if he on’t uitSo you tell him it’s better to leave some things unsaidOr he’ll be puttin’ on his crown without his motherfuckin’ head So the ueen runs to Hamlet she says Oh listen son Y’better suck up to the king before some foul Coherence in Psychotic Discourse. Oxford Studies in Sociolinguistics. deed getsoneIt’s true he wears black socks and Hawaiian shirtsBut that ain’t no reason to treat him like Amber Was Brave, Essie Was Smart dirtBecause he is your uncle and Io wear his ringAnd most of all he is the motherfuckin’ king Don’t say mother fuckin’ king says Hamlet Please Somehow that phrase makes my blood freeze My Noughts and Crosses (Stage Version) daddy was a handsomeude with ignity and class And this fat fool got hair on his back and boils on his ass Can anybody get you in their goddamn bedJust ‘cause they got a crown on their goddamned head His momma says Hey before you go off the eep end There’s some things about women you gotta comprehendNow milkmaids and ueens we all have filet mignon Now We Have Your Attention: Inside Britain’s Radical New Politics dreams But when the steak is gone you will eat the beans And when you’re out of beans you’ll chew the shoes off their feet But you.